13 August 2014

Better Date

In this whole, big, global world, it’s harder to find a mate, because we’re all looking for someone BETTER.

Ordinary isn’t good enough.
Screening for better
Satisfactory is…just that.
Even extraordinary has its drawbacks.
They don’t make ‘em like they used to…they make ‘em better.

So hurry out to your local dealer now, and trade in your used model, for the new better one.
The defects won’t show in the first 6-7 months.

Then, when defects do emerge, as they inevitably do, you can simply upgrade to a better model.

This way, you never have to deal with reality, shortcumings or repairs.
And you’ll feel so much better too!
I’ve been discarding for decades ~ that’s what keeps me alive and Dating Suburban.

You can do better too…for superior results, upgrade today!

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