Dating Want Ad

Agent wrote my dating want ad. People have recommended I try match.com. Better than sitting home on a Friday night blogging...what do you think?

Come try out Dating Suburban! She is:
·         a non cumformist

·         no longer passive aggressive

·         low-maintenance on the wallet

·         sensitive

·         witty

·         intelligent (or smart enough to appear to be)

·         fuel efficient

·         but likes it when people cook for her

·         cumfortable

·         looks for beauty within

·         silky sexy voice

·         with intelligent and sexy thoughts

·         textaholic

·         with intelligent and sexy thoughts

·         athletic (so she says)

·         likes to challenge but I'm not sure if she likes to be challenged

·         may have some control issues or has some anxiety left over from a controlling water hording, vigilant recycler, ex husband

·         calls me Agent instead of agent.... and apparently that is a good thing

OK, you Dates, I am ready!

By the way readers, how do you like my Artist? He drew my pic for this ad. Pretty cool, huh?