01 August 2011

Getting Married Again

I am not opposed to getting married again. After all, humans are destined to repeat our mistakes until we get it right.

I told my kids if I get married again – it will be to one of two people: Mr Cocoa or Lemony Snicket.

For those who don’t know, Mr Cocoa is the funniest, cleverest, most eccentric elementary school teacher I’ve ever known.

Lemony Snicket, author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, is the funniest, cleverest, most eccentric author I’ve ever not known. Personally, that is.

What’s that you say, I can’t marry a fictional character?

Aren't ideal husbands fictional?

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